Am I a hipster ☕ Am I a Hipster? You might think you’re not. That’s exactly what a hipster would say. How do you take your coffee? Choose one… Instant Normal coffee, please Flat white Single-origin pour-over I know the name of the person who roasted the beans What’s your preferred way to listen to music? Choose one… Whatever Spotify recommends Streaming, but I make my own playlists CDs occasionally Vinyl Vinyl from bands you’ve probably never heard of Pick a jacket. Choose one… A brand-new puffer jacket Denim jacket Vintage leather jacket Old Carhartt work jacket A battered chore jacket that used to belong to an actual carpenter What are you carrying your stuff in? Choose one… Plastic carrier bag Rucksack Canvas tote bag Tote bag from an independent record shop A tote bag advertising somewhere that’s already closed down What do you think of mainstream music? Choose one… I love it Some of it’s good I prefer smaller bands I liked them before they got famous Their first demo was better Where would you rather spend Saturday afternoon? Choose one… Shopping centre Pub Vintage shop Record shop followed by an independent café A pop-up record fair inside a converted warehouse How do you feel about beanies? Choose one… Never wear one Only when it’s cold Quite like them Wear one most of winter Temperature is irrelevant Finally: do you think you’re a hipster? Choose one… Definitely not Probably not Maybe a little Probably I don’t believe in labels CALCULATE MY HIPSTER SCORE YOUR OFFICIAL HIPSTER SCORE 0% Based on absolutely no recognised scientific methodology. DENY EVERYTHING AND TRY AGAIN
